mermaiddreamsandkillerqueens:

dasflute:

rosejanenoble:

geekpinata:

Adorable geeky aprons from Bambino Amore.

Spotted thanks to Set to Stunning

Sweet baby jesus

There’s a certain appeal to having a girl do cooking and cleaning while wearing a Wonder Woman apron…

I NEEEEED THESE.
though I’m not sure chef would let me wear them lol

punkasspezza:

"Little Mix wear too much makeup-" "Perrie’s eyebrows are ugly-" "Little Mix dress like sluts-" [flies in and punches you in the face] LITTLE MIX AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN ON THIS EARTH WILL WEAR, DO AND LOOK LIKE WHATEVER THEY DAMN PLEASE SO KINDLY TAKE YOUR PATHETIC ASS OPINION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE IT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO CONTROLLING OR JUDGING THOSE CHOICES

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

(Source: virtualcocaine)

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker